Funny Jokes

1) ‎80 year old man: My 28 year old wife is pregnant, your opinion Doctor? Doctor: Let me tell you a story. A hunter in a hurry grabs an umbrella instead of the gun. He moves into the jungle, sees a lion, lifts the umbrella, pulls the handle and... BANG... The lion drops dead!
Old man: Thats impossible; someone else must have shot the lion....
Doctor: MY POINT EXACTLY!


2) Ek kutta apni biwi ko-tu saali kutti...,then kutti said -tu saala kutta.... then his baby said-mai saala puppy


3) Boyfriend texts his girlfriend♥ ,

BOY : Wanna see a magic trick?
GIRL : Sure babe (: ♥ ,
BOY : POOF , You're single , BYE ;)

4) Sonia Jee 1 school visit karne gayi. 1 class me aa kar boli bachcho koi sawal puchna hai to pucho...

Papu bola mere 3 sawal hai

1) Aap khud prime minister Q nahi bani?
2) Ramleela maidan me police kisne bheji?
3) Apka kitna paisa Swiss bank me hai?

Isse pehle ki Sonia ji jawab deti half time ke bell ho gayi.

After half time..

Bablu khadha hokar bola Mam mere 5 sawal hai..

3 to Pappu wale hai

4) Half time ki bell 20 min pahle kaise baji?

Or akhiri sawal..

Pappu kaha hai?
XD :D

5) Girl: hi baby..:* 

boy: hii jaan...(sending failed)
girl: r u here?? :( boy: yes yes..i m here...(sending failed) ...
girl: r u ignorng me or what?? :s
boy: honey i m nt..i m ryt here..(sending failed)
girl: its over..dnt u evr talk to me again !! :@
boy: Damn ! go to hell.. :@ (message send) :O :O